I'm trying to figure out if Bruce/Pepper is shippable. Opinions?
Anonymous

Two of my best friends as a couple? Dont see any harm in that. Bruce might want to watch out for Peppers temper, though. Pretty sure shes one of the few with a fuse as scary as his. If they want to date, then hey, Im all for it.
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No one tells me to do anything Stark. And you've just given me the perfect bait
Anonymous

Are you threatening to take the people sponging off me? Wow dude. You must be new. If you want them then you best have free wifi and a never ending supply of food. They dont go willingly, mate. Youre going to have to try damn hard to get them. Hell, Stairway To Heaven has been playing for days and they havent even budged.
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What if, instead of taking Steve; I took a different friend? You've got plenty of those lying 'round, and you've even been kind enough to give me links.
Anonymous

Or you could just not take any of my friends. And no, what Ive got plenty of is bloggers. But theyre my bloggers much like my friends are so no. Go take your own friends, anon. Shoo shoo.
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janeofmidgard:

“I would never insult you like that! Especially not after you just spent an hour trying to figure out how to remove the jewels without scraping the paint… I told you, you should have just searched ‘How to remove jewels from my super suit’ on Google!”

“I did and the only thing that kept coming up was The Incredibles references! You’re a scientist, Jane. I shouldn’t have to Google these things. Actually more to the point, these things shouldn’t be a problem to start with.”

(Source: narcissistic-alcoholic)

Hey, so I've been making treats for the avengers - I've got Ironman themed coffee cake if you want it, by the way - and I was wondering, what flavor do you think Bruce would like best? I was thinking mint-chip, but I don't really know. I can't ask him, cause I want it to be a surprise. Also, I am very tempted to top Clint's with birdseed, especially if he keeps shooting me from the vents. So what do you think?
Anonymous

Im not the best one to ask for that, cupcake. I dont like sweets to start with and my talent for baking is either brownie soup or extra extra crispy. I know Clint likes cheesecake and Steve likes key lime pie. But yes. You should indeed cover Clints in birdseed and gummyworms.
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What do you think Steve would do if Loki propositioned you? :)
Anonymous

I uh dont really know? I mean thats a question for Steve, sugarpop. Only he would know how hed react. Id like to think he would be more than a little upset about it. What with me being his boyfriend and all. But to my knowledge Steve has only gotten jealously protective over me once and he didnt even tell me about it until later. Which is disappointing, by the way. Having a tall, blonde, super solider get protective of you has got to be one of the hottest things in the world.
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I just feel like everyone of us (the bloggers) living in the Stark Tower are just like the Minions from Despicable Me, fighting over a banana and that kind of stuff. And you're kind of Gru but better looking.
Anonymous

I think thats probably the most accurate description of Tonydom anyone has ever given. Cept you know, I am much much better looking and despite what you all wish, I dont have any kids. And its not just any banana, anon sweet. Its a banana sticker. Two totally different things.
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I GOT A HUG FROM STEVIE
Anonymous

Steve hugs are indeed the best hugs. But dont go getting used to them, anon. Else Im going to have a couple issues with people.

janeofmidgard:

“You know, I think they did the two of you a favor! Thor, you have never looked better, the flowers really bring out your eyes. And Tony, just think of how confused your enemies will be! It should give you at least a 30 second head start.”

“You say that like I need a head start. And I liked my tower how it was, thank you very much. Uncrispy and free of animals.”

(Source: narcissistic-alcoholic)

oh my god tony has steve ever called you baby doll
the-221st-doctor

Ahah no, he hasnt ever called me that. The only pet name hes got for me really is ‘handsome’. He says Ace a lot if Im being a smartass. Which, lets face it, is most of the time.
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